1. Stretch pants do indeed have a limit. They are NOT one size fits all.
2. Carpal tunnel makes you feel like a clumsy weirdo. Even more so if "clumsy weirdo" is your normal state.
3. Charlie Horses have no business creeping up on someone while they're asleep.
4. The flood gates really do open and all hell breaks loose on your emotions. Here come the waterworks.
5. I have changed one poopy diaper in my whole life and I'm terrified for the next million and five. It was just as horrid as I expected it to be.
6. People shouldn't ask why you're so out of breath. I peeled an orange and it was exhausting, ok?
7. The phrase, "anyday now" should be taken out of the English language.
8. People are incredibly generous and loving. I knew this, but it really becomes obvious during times such as these.
9. My family throws killer parties.
10. A crunchy/chewy food diet doesn't slim down your face from all the jaw exercise, it just helps it to grow bigger by the day.
